Deep Thought

I like to think that if Jesus was behind a line of people in the left lane going 20 mph below the speed limit, as he passed by them, (or floated over them, or drove through them  - he IS Jesus, right?) He would turn to them and say "You brood of vipers!!"  Because that's what I do, and I like to think I'm not sinning.  Is that OK, do ya think?