Because I can't be pithy and original all the time, here are a few items to get you ready for the weekend. Enjoy. - Keith
Unverified True Story
- Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
- Witness: "No."
- Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
- Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
- Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
- Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."
Worlds Worst Metaphors (or Similes)
"She clung to him like the wax paper thingy in the deli meat package"
"She punched holes in his argument like a clown on an ice pick pogo stick"
Time Travel Anyone?
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